3000 Posts!

Sweet Jesus, we really made a mess of things this time!

I'll be the first to congratulate myself on the milestone, mostly because so folks are just too timid to express their feelings and I'm compensating for their omissions. I used to be on a rampage and would tear through anywhere between seven to ten posts a day, but I've calmed down...having two other blogs will do that to you too. But while it is as self indulgent as it is mildly stimulating for those reading, I figured now is as good a time as any to roll back the clock and link up some of the past posts you may have missed or forgotten (intentionally or not).

And thanks...to me.

You Are A Bad Person And Are Unfit To Raise Children
• A Skank Mother Comparison
• Sun, Fun, Stay, Play!
• I Too Believe The Children Are The Future
• Next Time Just Make A Sandwich
• Run, Idiot, Run
• Idiots Breeding
• Heartwarming

iOVUFtunes
• Best. Fake. Interview. Ever.
• Fifty Years Of Popular Songs Condensed Into Single Sentences
• IVBC Hangover
• Golden Throats
• Return To Shit Mountain
• Albums That Don't Exist
• Beamz
• It Would Even Be A Superior Album
• Musical Neuter / Musical Neuter II: Return Of The Puss / Musical Neuter III – Eyeliner Edition

Viva Las Chicas
• Pole Position
• Legal (Tender)
• Queen Of The Bar Skanks
• Cheeky Monkey
• The Manson Effect
• Motivated For A Cure
• Does This Help?
• Special Tutoring

Geeky Stuff
• Nerdtopia
• Even Superheroes Are Powerless Against The Recession
• New York vs. Liberty City
• The Ultimate Fan Film?
• Guitar Bike Hero
• Trek Wars
• Super Dark Knight
• Kids Love Wii
• Star WTF's, Or "It's A Cliffhanger...It Doesn't Matter How It Ends Because The Next One's Going To Pick Up Right Where It Left Off."
• Midi Guitar Hero
• Unearthed Arcana
• AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
• The Dark Knight Before Christmas
• Burning Sci-Fi Bromance
• Hulk Smash

Adult Situations
• Safe (To Watch) Sex
• Jones vs. Jones
• Cummin' Down The Pipeline
• Real Doll / Fake Girl
• Now That's Good Design
• Globes Most Golden

Rap Sheets
• Love Thy Brother
• Bitch In Heat
• Substitute Driver
• Dick Quest
• Megan Wants A Murderer
• They Say Write What You Know
• Making Masturbation Look Terrific

Picture This
• Good From The Neck Up
• The Power Of The Lord
• Children, Future, Etc.
• Dangerous Reality
• Crushstache
• Very Sexy People
• Worth 1000
• The Reflex...Fle-Fle-Fle-Flex!
• Everywhere Girl
• Anne Geddes Babies: Where Are They Now?
• Art Imitates Life
• Deciphering Web Photos

Head To Head
• Wilford Brimley vs Five Cats
• You Have To Boob Them Apart
• Steve Forbes vs. Steve Forbes / Who Is Ryan Howard?
• The Beast
• Chef vs Doctor
• Sounds Vaguely Alike
• The Age Old Question
• Muppets vs. Hollywood
• Monster vs. Monster / Monster vs. Monster 2

Uniform And Teams
• Who Needs Looks If You've Got Talent
• Shawn Johnson's Taco
• Ookie!
• Brutal, Utter Destruction
• Yankees' Wang Hit Hard By Rangers
• Sporty Names / The Peanut Gallery Weighs In
• NHL Mutants
• College Football Is A Farce / College Football Is Still A Farce
• Some Game This Weekend
• Baseblahs

Around The World
• The Irony Is Epic
• Jump Into The Fire
• Slumdead Dumbass
• That Ol' Black Magic
• Pretty Voice, Ugly Girl
• The Pashtoon Midget Dance / Musafar Returns
• Abandoned Asia
• It Should Have Been Baby Gouda
• And The Family Will Be Billed For The Bullet / True Leadership / Recall China
• Ooga Booga
• Новый год

My Country Tis Of Thee
• Fail Like You Mean It
• Kentucky Afield
• What's In A Name? (The Motherfucker)
• Killing For Bargains
• The Heartland Of America...And It's Educational System
• Disastronauts
• 61% Fucking Idiot Rate
• Unbelievable Florida / Deez Nutz / Weekend Repeater / Even Florida Hates Florida / Confederacy Of Dunces
• Somebody Naked Wanted To Fight
• 80 Blocks From Tiffany's
• Don't Go To Oniontown
• Scheduling
• 9/11 Is A Joke
• A League Of Their Own
• America Must Be Destroyed

Shining Stars
• Planet Hiltron
• Two Things You Never Thought Would Be In The Same Sentence
• Fop vs. Dandy
• Kattanastrophe
• Manstank.com
• A Success!
• Prize Winning Feats

Politico
• Arizona Shocker University
• Birthers Should Die
• Republican Remix
• Now Things Get Interesting / And Now, More DXM: Palin Chronicles / Just Follow The Chart / She's A Dumbass / It's Funny Because It's True / ...And Some Of You Voted For This Turkey
• Political Discourse
• His Name Is Jonas / Draw Attention Away
• Killing A Harpy
• The Electoral Map
• Campaign Prop
• Badwater / And Now, Our Official Stance On Blackwater / Mission Accomplished
• It's On! (Finally) / No Words Necessary / Brand New Day

What In The Fuck?
• Questions I Have
• Tards, The Bizarre, And Dance Superstars
• Lasagna Cat
• Horseplay / Night Mares
• Tailpipin'
• Seahorse Seashell Party
• Quasimodo Jamz
• One-Man Duet
• Mouthface!
• Werewolf
• Textbook Interweb WTF
• Banana Masked
• Sea Shanty / Tattoos Are Forever
• She-Cheetah
• KKKripple
• The Ultimate
• Your Mind, Blown

The Silver Screen And Celluloid Strip
• Real Genius Weekend
• Homemade Hollywood
• Is One Of These Things Not Like The Other? / How Strange, Innocence
• Headbanging Film Nerds
• Dance With The Devil
• Ten Actors Who Give The Same Performance Every Time / Nine More Actors Who Give The Same Performance Every Time
• Mockbusters
• Exactly What Meets The Eye / More Of The Same What Meets The Eye / Live Blog 2: Michael Bay's CGI Robots
• What's For Breakfast?
• 007 Ways To Cope
• Obey The Coke Badger
• What The Fugee?
• Badge vs. Badge
• Don't Touch Grampa's Root Beer
• Harken Back To The Classic Days Of Cinema
• Cliché Away
• Thundercats...HO!
• Sucking Dragonballz
• The Candy Colored Clown

The Creative
• Rabbit
• Does Ma Bell Dream Of Electric Sheep? / The Way Of The Sheep
• Golden Girls Gone Wild
• Becoming Landscapes
• Banksy / Village Pet Store And Charcoal Grill
• Cityscapes
• The Revolution Will Be Fabulous
• No Assembly Required
• Springfield Punx
• Magnart
• Commercial Art
• Earth Day
• Of Wolf...And Pig
• The Glue Society
• The Vader Project

Cultured
• Sextogenarian
• McWeird
• Trend Strong
• Jugglicious
• Kissing Cousins
• Married Dating
• Gotta Love Sunflower Seeds / What J-Smoov Do
• 826 National
• Cereal Killers
• It's A Miracle!
• Shopdropping / Droplifting
• Eye Of The Beholder

Wild Kingdom
• Hold That Tiger!
• Hence the Term "Apeshit" / Chimp Chomp
• Toilet Snake Attack!
• Is That Sam Rockwell?
• Track-A-Rat
• Feral Cat
• The Power Of Fly-ght
• When Ligers Attack
• Unintelligent Design
• El Pollo Rocko
• I Wasn't Making It Up
• Cat Fancy
• Monkey Hunt! / Third Prize Is You're Fired
• Squiddles

For Laughs
• Married To The Sea
• Exasperated
• Room Service
• Nutty!
• Know Your Judd
• Garfield Minus Garfield
• Amazon Reviews Shaped My Purchasing Decision / Super Cable
• Consume Anytime
• Religion: The Card Game
• Jump!
• 50 Awesome Names For Noir Dicks
• Will Arnett Sex Tape
• Superpoop
• Casey And His Brother / Where Funny Lives / Tim And Eric And Zach And Vodka
• The Farley Girl Story
• PBF
• The Limit
• The Devil Speaks In Three Tongues / Nobody's Got Shampoo

OMG!
• You Can't Argue The Truth
• Rock God
• The Messiah Goes Manga
• Godly And Dark-Sided
• Cocaine Jesus
• Look Pretty For Jesus
• Is It Contageous?

Video Schmideo
• The Greatest Worst Thing Ever
• One Man All-Star Review
• Windowlickin' Daddy
• Through The Remix Glass
• Classical Music, The Ride
• This Is How You Rock
• Cry
• To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Head On
• That 1 Guy
• Allies Neu! / Schwarz Zu Blau
• Nude
• This Must Be The Psycho Place
• Tardcore
• Brace Yourself

1n73rn37s
• 21st Century B+E
• 999,999,999 Screaming Chinamen
• New Paths To Incompetent / 57r416h7 H4x0r
• Google Bomb
• P_ssw_rd
• Photo Magic
• H4x0r 0f 7h3 Ψ34r

Things That Go Bump In The Night
• Dead Shoggoths
• Dive Of The Dead
• Boo Who?
• Craziness x 3
• The First Wave Of Attacks?
• Friday The 13th
• Elder Sign
• Tis The Season...For Arbor Murder!

Word's Worth
• Harry Potter And The Blah Blah Blah
• Just Say No To NaNoWriMo / His Words - Not Mine / Renewed
• The Fall Of Men's Magazines
• David And Susannah
• Pink Magic
• Highlights For Children, By Satan
• To Turn A Phrase, As They Say

Mark It On Your Calendar And Celebrate It
• 5/5
• Krampus And Friends
• Did You See It?
• How Couples Look Stupid At Halloween / Tomb Of Costumes
• Post #666 = Merry Christmas!
• Tacos And Champagne / Tacos And Champagne 2: Enter The Combo Plate
• More Xmas Cheer
• ♥ Weekend
• Twelve Days Of Ghetto Christmas

The Idiot Box
• House Party
• Kenny vs. Spenny
• Logofication
• TGS Featuring...
• The Boys Of Sunnyvale
• VH None
• The Venture Bros.
• New Meat In The Kitchen
• Desperate Trannies
• Philly Sun
• CNNema
• This Is An Awareness Test
• Pork Terminator
• It's Night Dog's World, We Just Live In It

Dollars And Cents
• Death And...
• Economic Pussyfooting / (Uni)Ted (States), Just Admit It / Black Like Sunday / WaScrewed / Uh...Yikes? / Crisis Management / It's A Start / Thain In Vain /
• Art Crime
• Too Rich / What Recession?
• Was It Worth It?
• Money Well Spent / Gouge Away
• New York Real Estate Is Retarded
• $$$ Art / Animoneygami / Spare A Buck?
• A Dollar Spent Is A Dollar Wasted

Points For Style
• Bromos
• Ryden vs Nagi Noda
• The Art Of The Bad Hairstyle
• Beardquest
• Hoodthong
• Poncho!
• Celeb Threads
• Gaylord
• I Thought They Wore Helmets When They Went Out
• Gassed
• Little Lord Fauntleroy

Love The Ones You Hate
• Greco
• Gaga Dumb Dumb
• A New Season Starts In January
• Not This Time
• Guido Beach
• Film Threats
• Bon Douchi
• Jon Peters: Super Dickbag Of The Universe
• Douche-mance / Worse Than A Sequined Vest And Tap Shoes
• Essence Of Douche
• Do Some H
• Shuffin' Off The Juggalo / This Is The Modern Heavy Metal Parking Lot
• Weekend Twating (Or Lack Thereof)
• Gangsta Bird
• Here Come The Bastards

Pharamcopia
• TLC Meets THC
• Don't Drink The Water I /
• Kop Busters!
• Did The Drugs Kick In?
• Legally Awesome
• My Anti-Drug Of Choice
• Pride Of The Banana Slugs
• Moses
• Drukqs

A Series Of Tubes
• VG-IF Weekend
• Gifstringing
• Exile On Mainstream
• Gremlin Video On Demand
• NOTY / Top Ranked
• Explosions And Boobs
• The 2008 Viral Review /Internet: An Introduction
• Akbar's Warning
• Whyspace? / Social Networking Wars / Map Of Online Communities /YouTypes / Breaking Down The Social Sites
• Uber Uber Mensch
• Google Street View /Forbidden Google Maps
• Confusing Domain Names
• Meme Timeline / Meme Sweet Meme /Meme Post Is Not New Meme

PWNs, FAILs, And Just Plain Old Fashioned Karmic Payback
• Forum For Helping
• "This Is A Goodbye Kiss, You Dog!"
• Man Overboard
• Beat Street
• Ripped A New Public Access
• FAIL
• Don't Think, Just React
• TSA-holes
• Agility
• 'Til Death Do You Not Part
• Busted
• That's Not How You Play The Rap Game
• Eating Shit, A Photospective
• The Opposite Of Destiny
• Early Giving Thanks
• Miss Teen Genius, Or Smooth Criminal
• Strips And Dips
• Trade Value
• Trainwreckervention
• Blind Justice

The Company
• Paul Is Dead Artistically
• Ask And They'll Tell You
• Run Like An Antelope
• Sought Box?
• Logo Remix / Corporate Logo Crisis
• Lloyd's Of Lunacy
• Blame Canada / No Sympathy For The Record Industry /
• Cry Freedom (From High Prices)
• Need Work?

You May Want To Rethink That
• Brilliant Lifeplan
• Stupid Like A Fox
• The 'S' Stands For So Gay / Take It All Up Your Information Pipe
• Learning To Fly
• Sex And The High School Student
• Fucktard Parents
• Worst. Web. Article. Ever.
• Another Seal Broken, Apocalypse Pending / It's Really Going To Happen / Stupid-Dumb: Stupid Up The Dumb
• Future Dumpster Babies?
• Your Punishment For Having Bad Taste
• Deady Irony
• Can I Interest You In The Sauvignon Belushi?
• Very Bad Lieutennant