Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Highlights For Children, By Satan

Remember when you’d go to the dentist’s office when you were a kid and there’d be a copy of Highlights Magazine on the waiting room table? And you were so bored that you thumbed through the whole thing? Well, that magazine sucked. Really bad. Even eight-year-olds knew it blew. But what if the dark prince of the Underworld had a crack at it?

1 comment:

Idle Eyes said...

I feel I must self-disclose that I had a subscription to that horrible, horrible rag. But it was for only one year. It was an X-mas gift from probably my mom's mom. My dad's mom would never get me such an uncool thing. thankfully, it was made up for years later with a subscription to Thrasher.