Waiting For Their Balls To Drop

Mistress Stacey calls it like we all see it:

Wrong: (Adverb) In an unsuitable or undesirable manner or direction.

What. The fuck.

Seriously now. There is so much going on in this picture that disturbs me, I'm almost at a loss. First of all, why are three adolescent boys who are allegedly A) straight, B) virgins and C) brothers draped on each other like it's the cover of a fucking spank mag? I mean, the one on the left is literally in the process of seductively ripping off the shirt of the one in the middle, while the one in the middle is holding onto the tie of the one on the right like it's a leash. Kinky.

Second of all, what are a bunch of Grade A Turds like the Jonas Brothers doing on the cover of Rolling Stone in the first place? I understand that Rolling Stone is hardly the bastion of pop culture relevancy these days, but it's like they've just completely given up at this point. Death row inmates in Texas are less resigned than this.

Never have the pretty girls from Hanson looked so butch. America's sweethearts? There's going to be some really filthy pron being watched to get rid of all this bromoerotic garbage.