This just in: crack, alcohol, and meth junkie Amy Winehouse who's composition is mostly illicit substances (and 2% carbon) has transformed into a box of beer.
The bounds of Photoshop have reached their limit. Land tank Jennifer Hudson strangely does not resemble her album photo. One was taken yesterday, the other...never.
A world with walking human waste Spencer and Heidi from The Hills is bad. One where they're armed - terrfying.
Everything is normal with Michael Jackson.
False alarm! There will be no Jessica Simpson - Pete Wentz - Ashlee Simpson double murder-suicide as hoped.
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