Ironic? No, Just Stupid

Nicole Kidman gave birth Monday to a baby girl named Sunday. Need I say anymore?

"Nicole and Keith Urban are delighted to announce that Nicole Kidman gave birth to a baby girl on Monday morning, July 7, 2008, in the United States. Sunday Rose Kidman Urban weighed 6 pounds, 7 1/2 ounces. Husband Keith was by Nicole's side and mother and baby are very well."

You could find almost any four words that sounded better than that. Like Ocean Circle Johnson Toaster. See! And the birth adds more fuel to the fire of the question of her barren womb versus Tom Cruise's hidden homosexuality. Hmmm...point to Team Kidman - your move Cruise. Kidman told Vanity Fair that she had a miscarriage early on in her relationship with Cruise, leading them to adopt. Really? One miss and you both just said shine on trying again? Sure...

Nicole Kidman used to be attractive, but ever since Tom contracted with married Katie Holmes, she's turned into some scary, pale specter of a woman. Add that to Keith Urban's soccer mom haircut and I'm surprised their kid wasn't Casper the androgynous ghost. Equally as odd is her turn in the cult crap classic BMX Bandits when she was a teen. This "interview" freaks me out, especially when the kids and audience start singing (and a song about a car, not bike riding).