Proprietary Skank

A la WWTDD:

People have been making fun of Lindsay Lohan lately because she’s designing a line of leggings. And people are right to make fun of her, because it’s a dumb idea. But dumb gets dumberer when you see that Lindsay has taken an item that normally sells for around 6 dollars, and priced her version at 99, 123 and 132 dollars (see them all here). That would be like if you designed a baseball cap, and then sold it for 4000 dollars. But the homerun in all this is the leggings with the built in knee pads. Clever, yes, but is it maybe still too subtle? Guys might still not get that the girl wearing these is a complete whore. Maybe Lindsay should include some arrows pointing towards the anus, and some LED lights around the crotch.