Photo Mission: Impossible?

If having Shiloh with Brad Pitt wasn't the second coming, then surely Angelina Jolie's twins are going to up that ante.

Naturally, celeb photos are a hot commodity for tabloids, but according to the news report, there's extra precautionary measures to allow for their privacy:

The hospital where Angelina Jolie will give birth says it has covered the windows of her room with a special material to prevent paparazzi from taking pictures of the actress and her partner, Brad Pitt.

The Lenval hospital in Nice in southern France said Wednesday that photos that claim to show Jolie and Pitt in her room are fakes that have been manipulated or show other patients. In a statement, the hospital said it is "totally impossible" to see inside the room from the outside due to a material on the windows that camera lenses cannot see through.

"So any pictures released are either posed fakes set up by paparazzi or they are pictures of other patients," the hospital said. "We hope this is clearly understood out of respect for all patients in this clinic."

Yeah, they're called curtains, ya dumbasses! That's not news, that's a slow news day.