Worse Than A Sequined Vest And Tap Shoes

Nextround sums up exactly how I feel about Bromance:

The show stars reality regular and undeniable waste-of-space, Brody Jenner. In case you’re unaware — which hopefully you are — Bromance is pretty much The Bachelor, except instead of a bunch of chicks fighting for one dude, a bunch of dudes fight for one dude. The winner is to be rewarded with a spot in Jenner’s entourage (and a lifetime of humiliation). The idea is seeming funny at inception, but there’s just no way to get around the gayness. That this show even exists is truly a testament to how dumb MTV thinks its audience is. Rather come up with a list of things that are gayer than this show, which proved to be almost impossible (you can only list “butt sex” and “eating pizza off another dude’s back” so many times), it was much easier to come up with a list of things less gay than Bromance.

•Gatsby Hats

•Dry Weddings

•Unicycles

•Sean Penn’s character in Milk

•Talking to a naked dude at the gym. While you’re also naked.

•Johnny Cakes

•Zac Efron

•Ferragamo Loafers

•Bragging about your credit score

•Neverland Ranch

•Parasailing

•The color “Magenta”

•Saving yourself for marriage

•Crying

•Spin Class

•The basement scene in Pulp Fiction

•Track Lighting

•This Picture

•Kittens

•High School Wrestling

•Seeing Twilight with another dude

•Turtlenecks

•Declining a BJ

•Ellen Degeneres

•What the Marines refer to as “Bottoming Out”

•Wii Fit

•Gerble farms

•Capris for Men

•Will & Grace Reruns

•Noticing someone wearing a black belt and brown shoes

•Monogamy

•The Iron Lotus

•Starting a website called DudeAlert

•Pogo Sticks

•Walking on the treadmill at a high incline

•A Devil’s Threesome

•Sweatervests

•Refusing to take a dump at work

•Being able to Shag

•Taking a cab home

•Going Green

•Saying you can eat 70 nuggets and then only eating 35