The Natalie Dylan selling her virginity thing is getting way, way, way out of hand.Since first announcing last September that she would be auctioning off her virginity at Nevada’s Bunny Ranch, over 10,000 men have put in bids for a chance to pop her golden (?) cherry. No surprise there. But now the price has skyrocketed to more than $3.7 million! Let me repeat that: $3.7 million dollars to have sex with a virgin. Once.
There are so many things disgusting and wrong about this situation, it’s not even funny. And none of them have anything to do with her selling sex for money. I'm totally cool with that. First of all, taking a girl’s virginity is fine...but to pay for the "privilege"? Nope. Not only can it be bloody and painful, but the girl has barely yet started on her journey to (hopefully) become a dirty sex machine. The sex could be as good as humping a couch - maybe worse. Second, this girl’s a gnarled hosebeast. For $3.7 million, you could be getting a bus load of Playboy models to lick your taint. Hell, you may even be able to kill one or two of them. Instead, some dumbass is paying out the ass to have shitty sex with an overly-tanned, two-bit mall rat. Besides, the instant whichever dumbass sticks it in her honeypot, she’s no longer a virgin - she’s just a whore. Now tell me again why this is worth it?
In a related note, DXM is just as puzzled over the whole thing...and has put his wife up on the auction block as a social experiment, with the entry bid starting at a cool thousand. I would so rather have me some Jayne at a fraction of the price...
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