Monday, January 12, 2009

Churro Cake Was Served

Things aren't quite so normal in Normal, IL! Yuk yuk yuk! This idea smells worse than a seven-layer burrito fart! Har har har! This story is so cute and creepy and wrong I love it and hate it at the same time...

Wedding bells meant Taco Bell for Paul and Caragh Brooks.

Customers inside the fast-food restaurant continued to order tacos and burritos as the couple sat Friday in an orange booth at Taco Bell and exchanged vows.

"It's appropriate," groom Paul Brooks said. "It's an offbeat relationship."

Employees displayed hot sauce packets labeled with the words "Will you marry me?" They decorated the restaurant with streamers and balloons. The bride wore a $15 hot pink dress and the entire wedding cost about $200. Several dozen guests looked on as the couple's friend, Ryan Green also of Normal, IL administered the vows while wearing a T-shirt. He was ordained online.

"This is the way to go — there's no stress," said the groom's mother, Kathy Brooks.

Caragh Brooks, 21, of Australia, met Paul Brooks, 30, on an Internet dating Web site. They already had the same last name. The couple wrote back and forth and talked on the phone for nine months before Caragh Brooks moved to the United States.

"We have the same brain, just in two bodies," Paul Brooks said. "We think alike in virtually every manner. We have the same interests, viewpoints."

He proposed on New Year's Eve and, because they like to spend time at the local Taco Bell, they decided to wed there.

"I would never have expected in my life in working here there would be a wedding," restaurant manager Carl Hamlow said.

She's actually cute for being an interweb chick, but he seems like a goofy douchenozzle (already and) for suggesting the wedding there - and what the hell is wrong with her for agreeing to it? I am fine with purloining young ladies from the interweb, but I draw the line at anything more than eating at Taco Bell.

look at this knob...I made a huge mistake

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