Star WTF's, Or "It's A Cliffhanger...It Doesn't Matter How It Ends Because The Next One's Going To Pick Up Right Where It Left Off."

So the story behind this one is that some guy taped his friend “Amanda” while she tried to explain the plot of Star Wars, even though she’s never seen it all the way through. Then he awesomely animated the whole thing.

Taking notes, Mr. Lucas?