Thursday, January 8, 2009

Another Celebritard Baby

Actors Jason Momoa (who?) and Lisa Bonet had a baby! It was just before Christmas, and since no one knows who the hell these two are no one bothered to ask the kids name. But now, Jason's mom has gone on to his websites forums and revealed the answer no one has been waiting for. And yet this is still a story. Try and guess why that might be.

Drum roll, please...

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa.

She said:

He was born on the stormest, rainy night. So Nakoa (warrior) ... Mana (strength/spirit) Kaua (rain) po (dark) ... The name was always going to be Nakoa-Wolf, but Jason did the research on first middle name, 2nd middle name as you know is Jason's.

Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa. Seriously? That's not a name. It sounds like a spell. It’s something a voodoo woman would say as she stabs a doll.

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