Thursday, October 29, 2009

Perhaps This Means Corey Haim Has A Future


It's hard to call Corey Feldman the less annoying Corey. He's not a trapped-in-the-80's looking, drug addled loser like Corey Haim, but he did immitate Michael Jackson for about a decade and has a fairly horrible quasi-enlightened motivational spirit band. But now he's going to have to look for a new piece of ass to cozy up too.

Feldman's wife, Susie, has filed for a divorce and is seeking sole custody of their 5-year-old son, Zen (really?).

The two were married in October 2002, nine months after they met in a nightclub, which is true love is usually found. The wedding took place on the set of VH1's The Surreal Life, in a ceremony officiated by a rabbi and MC Hammer., which also should have led to a lifetime of wedded bliss. Susie filed the court documents a week ago. Corey's response? Here:



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