This weekend marks the start of my fourth year working here at ۍдנЖỗﮇ Ŗợœهҝ КњгОڇلỹﭣ, which I guess could be some cause for celebration, though I won't. It's not as though I haven't been with other organizations for that long, I just didn't have any blog to mention it on. And after a brief hiatus, the last three seasons of the witch I was Antoine from UCB, Darth Vegas, and Dr. Gregory House. Over the next few days I'll probably figure out the next (fourth) costume. Plus I will mention season 4 of The Venture Bros. is beginning! Anyway, let's move on to more interesting things...
Best of the week: SourMelons Grapes!
Tits McGee
Everybody can't believe the schmuck from Super Troopers who was Stoner #3 and did impressions on one episode of Undeclared is going to get up in that. Folks, that is delusion and jealousy. And that stems from the fact that they all think that they're much better looking and way cooler than him. The fact remains that that guy is always going to treat her like a goddess, while most of the chirping web mouths just want to bang her and pray they could get some other Hollywood obsession.
Perhaps I'm not phased because I have my own hot, busty redhead.
Also: We don't condone abuse here at IOvUF...unless somebody really deserves it. And I'm not sure that there's a more annoying, loudmouthed face in need of being smacked than "So You Think You Can Dance" judge Mary Murphy. She says she suffered horrible sexual, physical and emotional abuse during her nine-year marriage. Good.
Her ex-husband repeatedly raped and beat her, she tells US Weekly. Murphy's ex-husband, whose name was withheld, has called the claims "flat-out lies." She alleges that the first rape took place three months into their marriage.
"We'd had another jealous fight, screaming, crashing over furniture, and he said, 'I want to have sex. I was like, 'Are you kidding me?! We're fighting here! He said, 'You're my wife, and you'll do what I tell you. I pulled out a kitchen knife and screamed, 'You're going to have to stab me, because I'm not having sex with you!' He knocked it out of my hands, held me down and raped me."
The TV show judge also says she was pregnant around 1982, but miscarried, which her allegedly abusive ex-husband blamed on her. "My husband was disgusted, saying I murdered our baby, because I'd done some light dancing the night before," she said. "I was sinking deeper and deeper at that point, just reeling into despair." C'mon, you can't be breakdancing and think the kid is going to be okay.
She was finally pushed to the point of leaving him in 1985, when she found out her wealthy husband, whose family came from the Middle East, had proposed to another woman during a trip there. Idiot! You married an old school schmool...that's what they do. Put your burka back on and be quiet, or you will get stoned to death! Murphy used the money she had saved up from teaching dance to drive to San Diego. She phoned home and asked her husband for a divorce. After meeting with him one more time to sign the papers, Murphy has never seen or heard from him again. One can only hope she is neither seen nor more importantly heard from either.
Best of the week: Sour
Tits McGeeEverybody can't believe the schmuck from Super Troopers who was Stoner #3 and did impressions on one episode of Undeclared is going to get up in that. Folks, that is delusion and jealousy. And that stems from the fact that they all think that they're much better looking and way cooler than him. The fact remains that that guy is always going to treat her like a goddess, while most of the chirping web mouths just want to bang her and pray they could get some other Hollywood obsession.
Perhaps I'm not phased because I have my own hot, busty redhead.
Also: We don't condone abuse here at IOvUF...unless somebody really deserves it. And I'm not sure that there's a more annoying, loudmouthed face in need of being smacked than "So You Think You Can Dance" judge Mary Murphy. She says she suffered horrible sexual, physical and emotional abuse during her nine-year marriage. Good.
Her ex-husband repeatedly raped and beat her, she tells US Weekly. Murphy's ex-husband, whose name was withheld, has called the claims "flat-out lies." She alleges that the first rape took place three months into their marriage.
"We'd had another jealous fight, screaming, crashing over furniture, and he said, 'I want to have sex. I was like, 'Are you kidding me?! We're fighting here! He said, 'You're my wife, and you'll do what I tell you. I pulled out a kitchen knife and screamed, 'You're going to have to stab me, because I'm not having sex with you!' He knocked it out of my hands, held me down and raped me."
The TV show judge also says she was pregnant around 1982, but miscarried, which her allegedly abusive ex-husband blamed on her. "My husband was disgusted, saying I murdered our baby, because I'd done some light dancing the night before," she said. "I was sinking deeper and deeper at that point, just reeling into despair." C'mon, you can't be breakdancing and think the kid is going to be okay.
She was finally pushed to the point of leaving him in 1985, when she found out her wealthy husband, whose family came from the Middle East, had proposed to another woman during a trip there. Idiot! You married an old school schmool...that's what they do. Put your burka back on and be quiet, or you will get stoned to death! Murphy used the money she had saved up from teaching dance to drive to San Diego. She phoned home and asked her husband for a divorce. After meeting with him one more time to sign the papers, Murphy has never seen or heard from him again. One can only hope she is neither seen nor more importantly heard from either.
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• Leona Lewis was punched in the head at her book signing!
Worst of the week: Welcome to 2009, where there is still racism!
Louisiana's governor and a U.S. senator joined in calling for the ouster of a local official who refused to marry an interracial couple, saying his actions clearly broke the law.
Keith Bardwell, a white racist piece of shit justice of the peace from Tangipahoa Parish, refused to issue a marriage license earlier this month to Beth Humphrey, who is white, and Terence McKay, who is black. Bardwell has said he always asks if a couple is interracial and, if they are, refers them to another justice of the peace. Bardwell said no one had complained in the past and he doesn't marry the couples because he's worried about their children's futures. Yes, like not bestowing the seeds if intolerance in them.
"Perhaps he's worried the kids will grow up and be president," said Bill Quigley, director of the Center for Constitutional Rights and Justice. Humphrey said she called Bardwell on Oct. 6 to ask about a marriage license. She said Bardwell's wife told her that Bardwell would not sign marriage licenses for interracial couples. Bardwell maintains he can recuse himself from marrying people. Quigley disagreed. "A justice of the peace is legally obligated to serve the public, all of the public," Quigley said. "Racial discrimination has been a violation of Louisiana and U.S. law for decades. No public official has the right to pick and choose which laws they are going to follow."
Also: The Falcon that never flew
Worst of the week: Welcome to 2009, where there is still racism!
Louisiana's governor and a U.S. senator joined in calling for the ouster of a local official who refused to marry an interracial couple, saying his actions clearly broke the law.
Keith Bardwell, a white racist piece of shit justice of the peace from Tangipahoa Parish, refused to issue a marriage license earlier this month to Beth Humphrey, who is white, and Terence McKay, who is black. Bardwell has said he always asks if a couple is interracial and, if they are, refers them to another justice of the peace. Bardwell said no one had complained in the past and he doesn't marry the couples because he's worried about their children's futures. Yes, like not bestowing the seeds if intolerance in them.
"Perhaps he's worried the kids will grow up and be president," said Bill Quigley, director of the Center for Constitutional Rights and Justice. Humphrey said she called Bardwell on Oct. 6 to ask about a marriage license. She said Bardwell's wife told her that Bardwell would not sign marriage licenses for interracial couples. Bardwell maintains he can recuse himself from marrying people. Quigley disagreed. "A justice of the peace is legally obligated to serve the public, all of the public," Quigley said. "Racial discrimination has been a violation of Louisiana and U.S. law for decades. No public official has the right to pick and choose which laws they are going to follow."Also: The Falcon that never flew
Once the web finally got past Christina Hendricks, they lost their shit again over Falcon Heene, who was (not) flying across the Centennial State trapped in a giant, mushroom-shaped helium balloon. To add to the bizarre story, the family, no stranger to the media spotlight, had been featured in an episode of ABC's 'Wife Swap', and was allegedly looking for a deal with TLC for their own show.
Questions naturally arose from the odd gaffes made during a CNN interview in which Falcon told his parents "you said we did this for a show" when asked why he did not come down from the garage rafters during the search.. And yakked a bunch on live TV. Incompetent parents, scumbags, or both?
And: This press release makes me want to storm E! and burn the building to the ground:
And: This press release makes me want to storm E! and burn the building to the ground:
"Leave It To Lamas!" The series follows the antics of the gorgeous and fun-loving Shayne Lamas as she works, plays and navigates life in Los Angeles with her close-knit family by her side. From her always meddling mother Michele Smith, to her famous father Lorenzo Lamas, to her outrageous and opinionated siblings A.J. and Dakota, there's never a shortage of fun, excitement or straight-up drama for this family only Hollywood could create. The show is loveable, laughable and a little bit loony!
Que fucking horriblé? How many D-List actor families are there still out there without a show? Where is this barrel's bottom? If this was "Leave It To Llamas", maybe I'd be interested.
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