It Must Be Perverted High School Basketball Coach Day

Kyle Cameron Dennis is a high school math teacher and varsity boys basketball coach at Capital High School in Boise. It seems that Mr. Dennis is unable to avoid the seductive atmosphere of the stores of the retail chain Costco, as the basketball coach was arrested for what appears to be whipping out his willie and putting himself through an aggressive round of ball-handling drills.

Dennis was arrested after multiple instances of “obscene live conduct” that took place at two Boise retail outlets starting in February. According to court documents, Dennis “knowingly engaged in obscene conduct…by manipulating his penis with his hands while walking around a Costco store with an erection.” The documents go on to say that Dennis performed the same behavior "at the Costco on 2051 S. Cole Road as well as the Walmart on Overland" in June.

A serial public masturbator? Is that better or worse than Dwayne Bernard, who was charged with 17 counts of carnal knowledge of a juvenile and three counts of prohibited sexual conduct between an educator and a student.

According to the sheriff’s office, detectives were notified of a relationship between Bernard and the 17-year-old female student by the Iberia Parish School Board. Way to go PTA! Detectives believe the relationship began in August 2008 when the student was 16. Most of the sexual activity occurred at Bernard’s home in New Iberia. Weed Against Speed adds: "17 counts of carnal knowledge? He must be a huge Van Halen fan. Or possibly just Sammy Hagar. Who knows, right?"