Gaylord

What attempts to pass as fashion doesn't elude the eyes of Webster's:

Total Crap: (Noun) Something that is of extremely poor quality; just pure shit

Perez Hilton launched his new clothing line for Hot Topic, and it's well, about what you'd expect from the most horrifically dressed gay man ever at the shittiest store in the mall. The line seems to consist of 80's ripoff garments emblazoned with guns, rainbows and skulls; not to mention Hilton's signature tagline, "Gossip Gangster." It should be a smash hit with the indiscriminating preteen whose parents totally let them go to the mall unsupervised or people who just enjoy getting beat up and ridiculed.

I can't figure out why the gay community hasn't biker stomped Perez for making them look bad. Much the same way Kevin Federline makes white males bow their head in shame, Al Sharpton sets blacks back 400 years, and Jessica Simpson makes women even less dignified as objects, there ought to be some response to his burgeoning media empire. Undeserving as he is of anything more than a counter job at Arby's, he still makes inroads into every avenue he has no business being in...music, fashion - when will it stop?

Pretty sure I saw the dudes in Krush Groove or Breakin' wearing some of that fucked up shit.