Double Birthday Trouble

For over 15 years it's been a welcome super-bitch having to juggle the celebrations of both Herr Docktor and Mush. What are the chances that two of my longest and best friends would be born on the same year and day? (365-1, smartasses)

Between and with these two, I have:

• been arrested
• played with my band at their school
• dropped acid (at Disneyland, no less)
• shared an apartment
• seen them naked
• held at gunpoint by the police
• traveled to visit them when they lived out of state
• attended several concerts, including Lollapalooza, Pearl Jam w/ The Ramones, and Counting Crowes (before their album debut)
• hooked up with their sibling's friend
• played Street Fighter II until almost dawn at Charlie's Donuts

• studied for some hard ass tests
• attended a wedding they ministered
• worked in a restaurant
• watched them vomit (copious amounts, too)

• thrown keg parties and progressives

• attended prom (not as the other's date)

• helped them move

• sparred (it sucked, trust me)

• played Dungeons & Dragons

• went snowboarding

• two words: street cream!
• tried to help pitch a publishing project, only to head into Mexico to get cervezas y prescriptions

And which applies to which may surprise you. Hope neither of them wants to be president, because I just fucked them with all that. I love you guys both, you old(er than me) bastards!