Celeb Threads

Michael Stipe, the singer of REM, recently created a new polo shirt for Lacoste. The design is supposed to depict a crowd at a stadium concert from the perspective of a performer on the stage. It’s hideous, but some may love it in the name of trying to be hip:

Michael Stipe isn’t the only one stepping up with new designs for Lacoste this season. Here’s your first look at some of the other celebrity Lacoste designs he inspired:

EMPTY SEATS AT A STADIUM CONCERT, FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A PERFORMER ON THE STAGE

DESIGN BY JANET JACKSON


PRISONERS DOING 20 TO LIFE IN A JAIL CELL

DESIGN BY OJ SIMPSON


MID-AFTERNOON SNACK BEFORE IT IS EATEN

DESIGN BY CARNIE WILSON

THE ULTIMATE HOMEWRECKER, FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A SCORNED LOVER

DESIGN BY JENNIFER ANISTON


INGREDIENTS FOR ONE BATCH OF COOKIES

DESIGN BY PAULA DEEN


WALL ART, FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF A LONELY GAY GUY SITTING HOME ALONE ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

DESIGN BY CLAY AIKEN


EMPTY CLOSET, AFTER BEING FORCED TO RETURN CLOTHES TO THE MEAN REPUBLICANS

DESIGN BY SARAH PALIN