Wednesday, November 12, 2008

A Reason To Die

Police say a fan of Paula Abdul has been found dead in a car parked near a home belonging to the "American Idol" judge. I don't know how they figured they were a fan, but if they had a CD from MC Skat Cat, there could be a lead...

A police captain said the death appears to be a suicide, which gives credence to the association with Abdul as a fan. Many people who admit they are fans of the cheerleader-turned-singer-turned-drunk-and-pilled-up-talent-show judge often become suicidal after realizing the implications. He says the woman, who was in her 30s and was not identified, had an infatuation with Abdul. Hence the "Forever Your Girl" tattoo...

Officers responded to a call about 6 p.m. yesterday and arrived in the Sherman Oaks area to find the body.

Public records show Abdul owns a home near the site where the body was found. Records also show the only thing tolerable about Abdul is this picture where her boobs are popping out.


UPDATE: Here's that nutbag. Clearly unstable, untalented, and under pressure, just waiting to lose it.


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