Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Dork Metal


Probably Triumph the Insult Comic Dog’s most famous bit was ripping on the guy who showed up to the premiere of Star Wars Episode I dressed as some sort of Lord of the Rings wizard while eating a Burger King Filet o’ Fish sandwich (if you haven't already seen it, here).

Apparently, Triumph has kept in touch with the wizard, who goes by “Blackwolf” (because he’s black, you see), and recently invited him back on the Conan show to meet his favorite band, Finnish goth metallers Lordi. The super awkward meeting begins at about halfway through. Triumph encourages Blackwolf to hit on the female band member, so you have to assume Triumph had been out of the room when Blackwolf tells the bassist that “Bass players are simply delicious”.

You may feel the need to bathe in Clearasil after watching it. I heard the cameraman for that segment is currently undergoing treatment for autism.


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