Not Just Icky But Gross

While Tila Tequila treats her sores, MTV is set to replace the fake bisexual with not one but two woman who go both ways - and they’re twins. The aptly nicknamed “Ikki Twins” are looking for two men, two women, a guy and a girl - whatever, to accompany them to a few cell phone promotional events and video game premieres before the inevitable breakup.

Bisexual twin sisters Rikki and Vikki will "star" in A Double Shot at Love, which premieres Dec. 9.

“When the men and women arrive, they are pleasantly surprised to find that the women they are fighting for are actually gorgeous twin sisters all living under one roof,” MTV said. “The 12 straight men and 12 lesbians are narrowed down each week in a dramatic elimination ceremony.”

Their favorite date activities?

“I like to watch the Padres at Hooters and have the date take care of the bill,” Rikki said. Meanwhile, Vikki prefers to “be in a bikini and there’ll be candles, a blanket on the sand and a big bowl of chocolate!” In case Rikki and Vikki’s ideal date responses didn’t give it away, they’ve both appeared in Playboy and have worked at Hooters. Really.

I used to say I was old enough to remember when there was no MTV because it wasn't on the air. Now I can say I remember when there still was MTV.