New Meat In The Kitchen

Top Chef, which Scarlett turned me on to, premeres thier latest season (five) tonight. But the BWE kids have already checked out the competition, and here's what they think of the contestants..

MOST LIKELY TO JOIN THE CAST OF HOUSE



Jeff

OPEN MIC NIGHT-IEST



Patrick

MOST LIKELY TO GET NEXT-ED



Leah

MOST IMPRESSIVE STANDER



Carla

MOST LIKELY TO SHARE NAME WITH DEVASTATING HURRICANE NEXT YEAR



Hosea

TOM COLLICHIO IDENTIFIES WITH HIM



Stefan

MOST LIKELY TO COAST BY ON ACCENT (AKA, THE NEW ‘MARK’)



Fabio

NICE GUY THAT TURNS INTO A F***ING PSYCHO THE FIRST TIME HE HITS THE JUDGES’ TABLE



Gene

MOST LIKELY TO IGNORE THE RULES OF THE CHALLENGE THEN LOSE BECAUSE SHE IGNORED THE RULES OF THE CHALLENGE



Jamie

MOST LIKELY TO BE GOLFER PAYNE STEWART IN THE WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM



Alex

GUY THAT LOST ALREADY



Danny

WORST



Lisa