Friday, November 7, 2008

Headline News

Time for another round up of current news and info:

Ford announces $129M 3Q loss, burns $7.7B in cash - That was not the best response they could have had to the loss.

Scientists say a rock can soak up carbon dioxide - War mongers also say you can get blood from a stone...if you throw it just right.

New beauty machine makes everyone gorgeous - Clearly it has not been tested on her.

Victim drives sleeping rapist to police station - Once again disproving the axiom to "let sleeping rapists lie".

Cisco warning signals trouble ahead in tech sector - Huh? Really? Welcome and thanks for showing up to the recession party Cisco...sorry you got here so late.

No hidden white bias seen in presidential race - Clear, overt white bias widely seen, however.

Teen pregnancies tied to tastes for sexy TV shows - Educational programs also tied to learning, yet both appear to be mutually exclusive.

No charges for ex-NY governor in prostitution case - If only he had prostitutes for no charge

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