Wrath Of The Kings

Just a few days ago, the big expansion pack for World of Warcraft, Wrath of the Lich King, hit the shelves. The game mysteriously stirred up angry wraths from other famed Kings across the globe:

Angry because McDonalds fries still taste better than his.

Angry because his prescription Zyrtec didn’t get rid of his heartburn.

Angry because Mr. Rogers keeps shoving his hand up his ass.

Angry that his ho’s aren’t making enough money in this recession.

Angry that the only people buying them are pretentious assholes.