Friday, May 11, 2007

I Thought They Wore Helmets When They Went Out



The question isn't "is Britney retarded?", but really "how retarded is she?".

Halloween isn't for another five months, and already she's got her 80's dancer with a drooling problem get-up thrown together. Nobody laughs at Stevie Wonder with his weird outfits and beaded braids, because he's a musical genius and, well, he's got the excuse he's blind. Sometimes I think she just walks into Goodwill and grabs whatever is in the $1 bin by the door. Don't be surprised if you see her with her kids and they're dressed in paper bags with holes for the arms and head cut out, decorated in crayon and glued-on macaroni.

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