Monday, May 14, 2007

Baby Narcissus

Leave it to Donald Trump to take a joyous occasion and not only turn it into something about him, but piss on it at the same time.

Don Jr. and his trophy of a wife extended the Trump legacy with their first daughter, and grandpa's response was less than ecstatic. "Well, it's not something I had necessarily in mind, but it feels very nice," he said. He later corrected himself to the New York Post, saying that being a granddad was "terrific."

Wow. This icy prick can't even take some joy in the experience of life. You didn't have being a grandfather in mind? I'm sure you didn't have that trip to the dry cleaners in mind either, but hopefully you'll find some way to deal with the inconvenience. I refuse to put up his picture, to spare you his atrocious hair, but also to point out the kind of hot tail these rich bastards get. It says Junior and his wife are both 29, but he looks like he's about to turn 40. He was probably born wearing a suit and aged five years.

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