Tuesday, May 29, 2007

While We Were Out


Boy, 11, bags hog bigger than 'Hogzilla'
And the truth comes out about Rosie’s departure from The View.

New limbless lizard species discovered
Yeah, it’s called a snake.

Romney to donate salary if elected
Scandals, lying, corruption still planned for presidential candidate.

Website to sell nonexistent real estate
Real life morons will soon own fake property, but with a good re-fi rate.

Calif. prisons trying to reduce suicides
They finally solve overcrowding and they want to stop this?

Michelle Obama likes to razz her husband
Pornographers prepare to produce ‘razzing’ videos.

Japan official hangs self amid scandal
He could have ended up in a California prison and still be alive.

Army adds lifesaving to basic training
Shooting, killing still at the top of training procedures.

Broadway actor Nelson Reilly dies
The nation mourns, then asks “Who’s Charles Nelson Reilly?”

Young Jeezy arrested at Ga. strip club
Old Jeezy was very displeased.

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