Thursday, May 10, 2007

The Eyes Of Tammy Faye

Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner, who bilked millions out of Jesus-lovin’ folk in the 80’s is knock knock knockin’ on heaven’s door (or at least she hopes so). Colon cancer from 1996 spread into her lungs about three years ago, and now, doctors have stopped treating her illness. Is it some kind of ironic, deity level justice? If that’s the case I expect Dick Cheney to be raped by syphilis infected crocodiles on a bed of broken glass and rusty nails any day now.

How terminal is she? These days, she’s weighing in at a whopping 65 lbs. Suffice to say, Tammy Faye is not going to be around to see the third Pirates Of The Caribbean…

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