I'm sure somebody at the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department can help explain how somebody can get time off for good behavior BEFORE they've done any time.Yeah, beats me too.
Clearly, rich people are just like you and me, only better. In an age of manditory minimums and false incarcerations from lacking DNA evidence, I'm happy to know that having celebrity and a mountain of money is still the best legal defense you can have.
While people will be clamoring for any kind of pictures of the jailbird Hilton, I have my sights set on hearing about a forced lovemaking session by a crew of 300 lb lesbians. That'll learn her some respect for the law. Actually, that's my solution for almost all infractions.
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