Tuesday, May 29, 2007

You Can't Argue The Truth

Kentucky, long known as the undisputed center of intelligent thought and progressive information trafficking, has added another notch to its already impressive belt.

The privately funded Creation Museum opened to some protests, but for 4,000 lucky inaugural visitors, it was a treat! Explaining how the world was created just a few thousand years ago in a mere seven days, the museum had many exhibits that showcased the amazing, absolutely true stories of the Bible.

The museum features several high-tech exhibits, including animatronic dinosaurs and a wooden ark over two stories tall, plus a special effects theater and planetarium. Aside from the dinosaurs aboard Noah's Ark, the museum also has an exhibit that shows all animals were vegetarians until Adam committed the first sin in the Garden of Eden.

No word yet on expansion plans for the new facility, but speculation is high that the next areas to open will be the 9 Circles Of Hell food court and Sinner’s Playground gift shop.

Also, Wednesdays are free for fundamentalists.

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