Monday, April 6, 2009

It Would Even Be A Superior Album

Chris Cornell has outdone himself with becoming terrible (as if it was possible after Audioslave and his second solo album) with "Scream", produced by Timbaland. And it hasn't escaped notice of Trent "NIN" Reznor, who not only twated,
"You know that feeling you get when somebody embarrasses themselves so badly YOU feel uncomfortable? Heard Chris Cornell’s record? Jesus!”
but also mocks it with an April Fool's zinger. So get yourself NIN's newest album, STROBE LIGHT!

Album Tracks
1. intro skit
2. everybody's doing it (featuring chris martin, jay-z AND bono)
3. black t-shirt
4. pussygrinder (featuring sheryl crow)
5. coffin on the dancefloor
6. this rhythm is infected
7. slide to the dark side
8. even closer (featuring justin timberlake and maynard james keenan)
9. on the list (she's not)
10. clap trap crack slap
11. laid, paid and played (featuring fergie of the black eyed peas and al jourgensen)
12. feel like being dead again
13. still hurts (featuring alicia keys)
14. outro skit


All will be forgiven if Chris does a Soundgarden reunion. And it's not impossible.

(BTW this is what that looked and sounded like.)

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