Friday, April 3, 2009

Lunatic Fringe

Some little known facts about Gary Busey...

• Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat.

• In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust.

• Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped.

• Gary Busey will only speak to people who are his exact same height.

• One of Gary Busey’s favorite pastimes is sneezing in other people’s homes.

• Gary Busey’s favorite digging stance is orthodox.

• Gary Busey has binocular vision.

• Gary Busey has a DNA fetish.

• A woman once tried to sass Gary Busey for running over her dog. He threw a cup of urine in her face and attempted to baptize her.

• Gary Busey has fucked over 50 different types of mammals.

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