Sextogenarian

Media outlets would lead you to believe that sexting, or, "sex texting," is becoming a big problem among America's teens. Luckily for parents, a lot of sites are posting some common sexting terms used by teenagers so they can keep tabs on what their children are up to. But these days, more and more old folks are using cell phones and (probably) sexting each other. So how can you tell if your grandparents are sending other grandparents dirty text messages?

Here are a few terms and codes keep an eye out for:

DYRS - Do You Remember Sex?

MWIIACWC - My Wife Is In A Coma, Wanna Cyber?

TVKI - The Viagra's Kicking In

ITAC - Is This A Computer?

GoL - Grandchild on Lap

N911 - Nurse Alert

420 - Dinner Time

IOMM - I'm Off My Meds

MGIAQ - My Grandson Is A Queer

SYHFUMA - Shove Your Hummel Figurine Up My Ass

FOLS - Fond of Leathery Skin

DiR - Death In Room

TYDO - Take Your Diaper/Depends Off

LMIRLABE - Let's Meet In Real Life At Bob Evans

OSMGISUMWC - One Second, My Grandson Is Setting Up My Web Cam

MPHWHJ - My Parkinsons Helps With Hand Jobs

TCS - The Catheter Stings

WYWM - Will You Wipe Me?

LSMSSCOW - Let's Spend My Social Security Check On Whores

WMBRB - Watching Matlock, Be Right Back

LDOMC - Lay Down On My Craftmatic

KADC - Knitting A Dildo Cozy

LMG - Lost My Glasses

DoS - Death Over Shoulder

RU/81 - Are You Over 81?

WSTMO - Willard Scott Turns Me On

PRUN - Prunes

LYWMGUO - Leave Your Wal-Mart Greeter Uniform On

IFTWP - I Forgot To Wear Pants

LLP - Let's Lemon Party