Celebrities Who Must Have Mustaches

Ever since John Oates got rid of his (which is too painful to show), there are faces who should be obligated to keep their soup strainers.

Tom Selleck
"Magnum P.I." minus a mustache equals TV movies and James Caan's sloppy "Las Vegas" seconds.

Burt Reynolds
No mustache was as famous or as important as Burt Reynolds' back in the day. Without it, the eye can't help but be drawn to the toupee.

Alex Trebek
With the 'stache, Trebek actually knows the answers. Alas, a swipe of the blade leaves the quiz show host's bathroom sink covered in a scum of tiny hairs, shaving cream, and intellectual authority.


Jessie Ventura
Can you believe this is the same guy who could be a governor and fight a Predator without a lip cozy?

Chuck Norris
Entering an octogon isn't so bad...as long as there's no lip fur in there.

Eddie Murphy
If Samson got strength from his hair, that caterpiller on his face it must be where he gets his funny.

Cheech Marin
It's hard to imagine getting high with one of these guys...and hard not to with the other.

Carl Weathers
I'm pretty sure Rocky could've beaten the crap out of Apollo in that first fight had Apollo fought 'stache-less.

Stacy Keach
From dirty hippy to gritty detective, with a simple moustache. That's the hammer.