Love Thy Brother

Twin brothers who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos are charged with burglary and are suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, authorities said.

That's a piece of news you didn't see coming, did ya?

Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney (both 25 - duh!), were arrested after authorities said they watched the twins break into a South Philadelphia beauty shop through the roof. What, can't a man make himself pretty?

Over the last 18 months, dozens of burglaries occurred throughout New Jersey, Pennsylvania and Delaware, where intruders gained entry by hacking through the rooftops of businesses.

The brothers face charges of burglary, trespassing, theft and related counts. Taleon has a lengthy criminal history, including charges for similar rooftop burglaries in Alabama and Florida, and previous arrests in Philadelphia as well as Camden and Salem counties in New Jersey. There are no records of any felony convictions for Keyontyli in Philadelphia or his native New Jersey, but they're twins - maybe he was mistaken for his brother in some of those arrests.

For those of you who are curious, the brothers have appeared in online gay porn videos under the names Teyon and Keyon. Keyontyli has appeared in gay porn since at least 2002 and worked as a fashion model, while Taleon got involved in porn more recently.

Taleon, who police believe is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police. He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest, when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed - taunting the officers, saying, 'You'll never catch me." Taleon turned himself in a week later. In January 2007, Taleon jumped 30 feet from the roof of a liquor store and swam across the frigid Cooper River before he was caught.

Impressive, but I don't think that makes him a gymnast or karate master. Given his work experience, I guessing he's not really a pizza delivery man or a pool boy.