Dear Jdate,I want to thank you for making my Valentine's Day, well, memorable. You've given me so many wonderful women to discover and pursue, and I feel it's only right to let you know how...special it's been.
Ladies, you've been great. The unresponded emails. The unreturned phone calls. The disappearing acts worthy of Houdini. And yet, I love you all for making me soldier onward. Sometimes, it doesn't feel at all like I'm paying monthly for a membership. The best things in life don't. And each and every one of you are priceless.
Happy Valentines Day my sweets!
Love,
Famous M
3 comments:
First of all, there is no way that this doesn't come off looking creepy and stalkerish. Those women consented to having their pictures posted on JDate -- did you get their permission to download them off of JDate, compile all of their pictures and post them here?
I'm sure you're not the only guy out there having problems with the women on JDate. Even so, the bitterness you're showing here could be a distinct reason why you're not getting responses or why they're disappearing on you.
Maybe if you spent as much time honing your social interaction abilities and writing a good profile as you did tracking down all those images, putting together that nice collage and showing off your mad Photoshop skills, you might actually get a date.
you finally did it. there were so many controversial posts ahead of this one that i thought for sure would draw some heat, but this had to be the one-- a personal post on your online dating woes. kudos! you've increased your readership by 25% or so.
quinn, if you're one of those girls, don't worry. there are only three or four other people who read this blog. and none of us are on jdate.
You underestimate the power of IOvUF! There's got to be at least eight or nine readers flowing through here...
On the plus side, I've got mad photoshop skillz! l33t h4x0r!
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