Friday, February 22, 2008

Rat Breeder

Jennifer Lopez loosed twins from her diva uterus, making the bubble butt singer and rat-faced husband Marc Anthony the parents of a boy and a girl (both are allegedly human, a surprise given the parentage).

The thought of those two copulating sends shivers down my spine. I thought there were laws against bestiality. And I'm pretty sure that Marc Anthony is still used in tales of the boogeyman to childeren in Central American villas. Proud parents Lopez and Anthony were in negotiations to sell exclusive photos of their babies for as much as $6 million to People magazine, which just goes to show they’re not willing to exploit their litter. And what a waste of money too.

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