Heartwarming

These are the facts as we know them thus far...

1) Tina D. Williams, age 46, was pulled over in St. Augustine, FL on Sunday for allegedly running a red light.

2) A 24-pack of Busch beer was strapped in with the passenger-side seat belt.

3) A 16 month old girl unrestrained in the back seat. Williams, said she didn't know why the child wasn't restrained.

4) 20 year old Amber Tedrick, who is the toddler's mother, was also in the backseat.

5) Williams refused to take a breath test and a deputy found two metal pipes commonly used to smoke drugs in her purse

This is the math: Williams was charged with driving under the influence, child abuse, possession of drug paraphernalia and driving without a license, a jail official said. She remained jail with bail set at $31,000. She drinks shitty beer (lots of it). It is currently unclear if Tedrick would face any charges, but she's off to a good start in life getting pregnant at 18. There is also no mention of the relationship between Williams or Tedrick, but I'm guessing there's a grandmother under 50 who cares more about a tall cold one than her offspring.

Florida, you give us so much good...how can we repay thee?