It's a sad fact -- the world is full of douchebags. You want a simple and effective way of telling these "people" what they really are. So we'll keep this simple: send them a douche in the mail.
What the douchebag will get:
- One packaged vaginal douche (with fresh scent).
- An accompanying letter highlighting the recipient's name. (Sorry, no personal notes.)
What YOU get:
- Satisfaction of knowing you've given full, anonymous awareness to another of the world's douchebags.
- Complete anonymity! No need to go to a store and risk being seen buying one of these things. The recipient douchebag will have no clue who the douche came from (unless of course you or one of your douchebag friends lets it slip out somehow.) They can ask us who sent it, but we'll never tell.
IMPORTANT! When checking out, MAKE SURE you indicate the shipping address of the intended recipient, NOT yours (well, unless you are a douche and really do want one of these for yourself.)
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