Pole Position

Strippers are great, right?

Who can hate those sexy, graceful girls who take it off for money because they're dead inside? Not me, or Rybot or Scartoe. Last night we pondered some of the better tunes for ladies to bounce off a pole to and lose their clothing over, which inspired me to throw out some of my personal favorites. I steered clear of cliche fair like Pour Some Sugar On Me and Cherry Pie, and obvious choices, like, oh, every song from Massive Attack. So in no particular order, here's 20 of my top songs for stripping:

01 White Zombie - Thunder Kiss '65
02 Depeche Mode – I Feel You
03 Jimi Hendrix – Spanish Castle Magic
04 Marilyn Manson – The Beautiful People
05 Led Zeppelin – Since I’ve Been Lovin’ You
06 Peter Gabriel – Digging In The Dirt
07 Smashing Pumpkins – Ava Adore
08 Motley Crue – Dr. Feelgood
09 INXS – Devil Inside
10 Metallica – Sad But True
11 Nine Inch Nails – Piggy
12 Billy Idol – Eyes Without A Face
13 Stone Temple Pilots – Sex Type Thing
14 Deftones – Change (In The House Of Flies)
15 Missy Elliot – Work It
16 Queens Of The Stone Age – Go With The Flow
17 Joan Jett – Do You Wanna Touch
18 Prodigy – Smack My Bitch Up
19 Aphex Twin – Windowlicker
20 Nirvana – Rape Me

Yes, I clearly favor a rockin' strip experience -- none of that R&B, Hip-Hop, Rap shit.

Here's 10 of the worst songs to strip to:

01 They Might Be Giants – Particle Man
02 Harry Nilsson – Without You
03 Tori Amos – Silent All These Years
04 “Weird” Al Yankovic - Fat
05 Billy Joel – Goodnight Saigon
06 CATS Original Broadway Cast - The Rum Tum Tugger
07 Iron Maiden - Aces High
08 Paul McCartney - Freedom
09 Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
10 Neil Young - Ohio

Now here's some gals showing what class acts they are...feel free to experiment with playing your own favorite tracks along with their moves to see if you've found a match!