Globes Most Golden

The most recent casualty of the war between the producers and wirters is the Golden Globe Awards show, long heralded as the predicter of Oscar winners. This year, the typically lavish warm-up for the big dance was compressed into a 60 minute news conference.

Meanwhile, in Las Vegas, the 25th annual AVN Adult Video Awards were in full swing, where writers were not necessary. Here's a run down of some of the winners from both.

Best Motion Picture – Drama
“Atonement”
Best Film
"Layout"

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Drama
Julie Christie, “Away From Her”
Female Performer of the Year
Sasha Grey

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture – Drama
Daniel Day-Lewis, “There Will Be Blood”
Best Actor - Film
Tom Byron, "Layout"

Best Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
“Sweeney Todd”
Best Sex Comedy
"Operation: Desert Stormy"

Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Marion Cotillard, “La Vie En Rose”
Female Foreign Performer of the Year
Monica Mattos

Best Performance by an Actor in a Motion Picture - Musical or Comedy
Johnny Depp, “Sweeney Todd”
Best Anal Sex Scene - Video
Bree Olson & Brandon Iron, "Big Wet Asses 10"

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Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role
Cate Blanchett, “I’m Not There”
Best Supporting Actress - Film
Kylie Ireland, "Layout "

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role
Javier Bardem, “No Country For Old Men”
Best Supporting Actor - Film
Randy Spears, "Flasher"

Best Director - Motion Picture
Julian Schnabel, “The Diving Bell And The Butterfly”
Best Director - Non-Feature
Belladonna, "Belladonna: Manhandled 2"

Best Animated Feature Film
“Ratatouille”
Best Animated Release
Night Shift Nurses: Experiment 1 & 2

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Best Television Series – Drama
“Mad Men”
Best Ethnic-Themed Series - Latin
"Chicks & Salsa"

Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series – Drama
Glenn Close, “Damages”
Best Actress - Video
Eva Angelina , "Upload"

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series – Drama
Jon Hamm, “Mad Men”
Best Actor - Video
Brad Armstrong, "Coming Home"

Best Television Series - Musical or Comedy
“Extras”
Best Interracial Series
"My Daughter's Fucking Blackzilla"

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Best Performance by an Actress in a Television Series — Comedy
Tina Fey, “30 Rock”
Best Oral Sex Scene - Video
Sasha Grey, "Babysitters"

Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series — Comedy
David Duchovny, “Californication”
Best Couples Sex Scene - Video
Jenna Haze & Manuel Ferrara, "Evil Anal 2"

Best Performance by an Actress in a Mini-series or Made for TV Movie
Queen Latifah, “Life Support”
Best Ethnic-Themed Series - Black
Title: Black Reign

Best Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Mini-series or Made for TV Movie:
Samantha Morton,“Longford”
Best POV Sex Scene
Sunny Lane, "Goo Girls 26"

Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Mini-series or Made for TV Movie:
Jeremy Piven,“Entourage”
Best Specialty Release - Other Genre
"Cum on My Tattoo 3"

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