Friday, January 25, 2008

Castratikron

Sarah Jessica Beastmonster is like penis kryptonite, terrible fashion, and the stuff of nightmares rolled into one. They should show these pictures to sex offender felons who are in line to get chemical castrations. If I bothered to see the Sex In The City movie (due out this year), it would be two hours of questioning my sexuality, clothing designed by blind retards, and relationship fantasy on par with a 4th grade girl's diary.

I would rather sit through Meet The Spartans, which is unwatchable.

(I told you so)

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