The girl's got pipes but her songs are so manufactured from the crap pop factory. So how can one try to enjoy Katy Perry? When she gets her boobs plastered. On camera.
A bustier version of Zooey Deschanel (me-ow!), Perry sure comes across like an annoying young twenty-something when she opens her mouth, but hey, if women want to get their breasts plastered to fight cancer, I am for it. In fact, I am going to lead that fight against cancer. this weekend. At my place. Ladies, help me fight cancer! And if I run out of plasticine by the time you get there, don't worry - I can still practice molding your chest with to fight cancer.
A bustier version of Zooey Deschanel (me-ow!), Perry sure comes across like an annoying young twenty-something when she opens her mouth, but hey, if women want to get their breasts plastered to fight cancer, I am for it. In fact, I am going to lead that fight against cancer. this weekend. At my place. Ladies, help me fight cancer! And if I run out of plasticine by the time you get there, don't worry - I can still practice molding your chest with to fight cancer.
God I love charity.
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