Friday, August 8, 2008

The World's Second Transgendered Birth

Clay Aiken is a father. Really.

Kinda.

The baby's mother is Jaymes Foster, Aiken's "friend" and record producer whom he met while performing on American Idol. And trust me, it was not conceived the natural way. Their son was born at 8:08 a.m. on 08/08/08. Clearly, this is evil incarnate. Grab as much tit as you want, this kid has two fathers. Or mothers. Or both. And no, that's not her. It's here.

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