Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Unclear On The Concept

What the fuck Florida?

A second Florida man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing. He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call, currently being held with no bail set.

Over the weekend another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out. Sorry you nimrods, you have to work out who watches Nick At Nite and who doesn't. And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.


Seriously, fuck you Florida.

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