Wednesday, August 20, 2008

More Bottoms To Get His Hands On

Sorry Mr. Aiken, you're no longer the only closeted gay with surrogate conceived children!

Ricky Martin, who was doing the hidden homo thing long before you figured out what you were just doubled the stakes. Twins were born a few weeks ago, according to a statement from his representatives. "Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life as a parent and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children."

Imagine the shirtless male wet nurses and baby fetish kink going on in that house. Or try not too. Here, look at Bar Rafaeli to wipe that horrible image away.


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