Retired porn superstar Jenna Jameson is reportedly pregnant with the spawn of boyfriend (and UFC legend) Tito Ortitz. The Marilyn Monrow of pron and the Charles Bronson of mixed martial arts makin' babies? Good idea!The rumor comes from the buzz that she had a bunch of meetings planned for Fashion Week to promote her own line, but now postponed everything. Jameson miscarried during her marriage to fellow pron-whore Jay Grdina, whom she divorced in 2006, and failed once with in vitro. You got to figure only the sperm of a beast of a man that can choke fighters into submission is strong enough to anchor in that womb.
What a terriffic mother she'll be. How do I know? Haven't you seen Rump Rangers, Baby Doll , Smells Like... Sex, Up And Cummers 10, Dangerous Tides, Cherry Pie, Wicked Weapon, Cum One Cum All, Lickity Slit, On Her Back, F Zone, Please Cum Inside Me, Fluffy Cumsalot, Porn Star, Hard Evidence, Jawbreakers, Virtual Reality 69, Hell On Heels, or Where the Boys Aren't 7, 14, 16, and 17?
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