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PETA, you annoy like no other. You can request that we make ice cream out of breast milk, you can drive your Van of Nightmares showing a loop of a sheep getting slaughtered, but this time gone too far.

A young (read: impressionable and stupid) intern for the website Cutoutdissesction.com has changed her name to — you got it — Cutout Dissesction.com, in an effort to promote a PETA website that seeks to ban animal dissection from schools. No, really, she did. Check out her license. That’s the face of a girl whose dance card looks like it's never been punched.

At first, the idea of changing your name to a website for promotional purposes seemed ridiculous. Then, on second thought, it is ridiculous. Let’s face it - they should ban dissection from schools. Not because it’s cruel to the animals, but because it’s cruel to the students. I think there's plenty of other, more fun ways to see what's inside animals. Like, using an M-80. then you really have to learn what they're made of, especially when you have to pick up all the pieces.