A Genius, Pure And Simple

Hey everybody, it's here! The BET Hip-Hop Awards!

BET, what set out to be the cable equivelent of 40 acres and a mule, has really honored the true heroes of hip-hop. I have to say that personally, it's a real treat is seeing Lil Wayne named lyricist of the year. That's right! His lyrics were the best - bar none - of the year.

Nominated for 12 awards is quite an achievement, as is winning both the MVP of the Year and the Alltel Wireless People's Champ (which is a true honor, ask anybody), but what is the hip-hop game if not MCs trying to be at the top of thier game, spittin' lyrics like bullets with mad crazy accuracy? Care for a sample of those sweet, award winning words? This year's big "hit" tune Lollipop:

Ow...
Uh Huh No Oh no...
Young Mula Baby
I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the wrapper
So I let her lick the wrapper

She she lick me
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick me
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick
Like a lollipop (Yeah)
She she lick
Me Like a lollipop

Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

Come On Yeah Okay
Lil mama had a swag like mine
She even wear her hair
Down her back like mine
I make her feel right
When it's wrong like lyin'
Man she ain't never
Had a love like mine
But Man I ain't never
Seen an ass like hers
That pussy in my mouth
Had me loss for words
Told her to back it up
Like berp berp
And I made that ass jump
Like jerp jerp
And that's when she

She lick me
Like a lollipop (Oh yeah I like that)
She lick me
Like a lollipop (I like that)
She lick me
Like a lollipop (I like that)
She lick me
Like a lollipop

Shawty wanna thug (oh yeah I like that)
Bottles in the club (oh yeah I like that)
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

Ooooooooo
Okay
After you back it up
Then stop
Drop It shawty
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Do do do it shawty
Don't stop
Shawty said the nigga
That she with ain't shit
Shawty said the nigga
That she with ain't this
Shawty said the nigga
That she with can't hit
But shawty Imma hit it, hit it,
Like I can't miss
And He can't do this
And He don't do that
Shawty need a refund
Needa bring that nigga back
Just like a refund
I make her bring that ass back
And she bring that ass back
Because I Like That

Shawty wanna thug (yeah I like that)
Bottles in the club (yeah I like that)
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop
Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop
Shawty wanna lick me
Like a lollipop
She lick me
Like a lollipop
(I Let her lick the wrapper)

Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps
Stat

Call me so I can
Make it juicy for you
Call me so I can
Get it juicy for you

Shawty wanna thug
Bottles in the club
Shawty wanna hump
You know I'd like to touch
Ya lovely lady lumps

I get her on top
She drop it like it's hot
And when I'm at the bottom
She Hilary Rodham (Ha)
The Middle of the Bed (Yeah)
Give and gettin' head (Huh)
Give and gettin' head (Huh)
Give and gettin' head (Ha)
I said hmmmm I like that
Say hmmmm yea I like that
I said hmmmm yea I like that
Hmmhmmm
Call me so I can
Come and do it for you
Call me so I can
Come and prove it for you
Call me so I can
Make it juicy for you
Call me so I can
Get it juicy for you

Shawty wanna lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop (Hahaha)
She She lic-lic-lic-lick me
Like a lollipop (I say he so sweet
Make her wanna lick the rapper)
She She lick me
Like a lollipop (And She Do)
She lick me
Like a lollipop
(So I let her lick the wrapper)

Yep, lyricist of the year, indeed. I'm sorry, but if you like hip-hop, you're fucking retarded and should not be allow to procreate - Lollipop is proof enough.