Roob!

Unprofessional Foul does it's part to make sports sexy. Observe:

Eva Roob brings new definition to a two-way player on the soccer field.

Roob is a former professional women's soccer player in Germany who is now starring in the adult industry (that's a NSFW slideshow link, bub). Samira Summer, her stage name, started out as a defensive midfielder keeping players out of the box, and now she lets them into the box all the time.

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Let me warn you: all of these links are NSFW as is the video and the one photo could be deemed so, although none of the good parts are revealed. Don't go blaming us if you get fired after clicking through the links.

Also, please note this story has only appeared on websites not written in English, so the information I bring you is based on my declining German language proficiency.

Ms. Roob played for FC Nuremberg in 2nd Women's Bundesliga beginning in 2001. She played two years, but the pay wasn't the greatest so she had to "augment" (NSFW) her income. Naturally, she thought of Roob's boobs (NSFW) as a source of income dancing at corporate parties and doing photoshoots.

Unfortunately, the hours of second job clashed with her first job. Summer was coming in at five in the morning and going back to the pitch at ten o'clock. Even her teammates knew two demanding professions such as hers could not succeed. No word if there was some jealousy from the teammates about a lack of lap dances.

The choice for Roob was easy...football was fun but taking her clothes off was much more thrilling. This last statement is much better in German:

"Fußball hat mir Spaß gemacht. Aber mein neuer Job ist einfach noch viel, viel prickelnder."

Noch viel prickelnder, indeed.

On Thursday, Samira Summer will appear at Germany's largest erotic fair, "Venus," in Berlin. Any Berlin UF readers maybe take a long lunch and get to know Ms. Summer.

And, for your enjoyment, a NSFW slide show of Eva Roob.